i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
