Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Pooping to opera.
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