she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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