Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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