i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Randomize
