I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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