how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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