is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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