great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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