i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
this is an emotional support booty call
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