Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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