I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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