OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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