Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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