using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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