Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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