Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Come on in and take your pants off
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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