Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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