I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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