just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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