ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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