Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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