sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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