How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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