is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
In America we eat man semen.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
