How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
