i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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