He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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