she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I enjoy the company of your penis
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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