Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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