He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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