Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think my vagina is haunted
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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