that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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