I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
PS: I just woke up from my shower
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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