i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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