But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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