We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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