Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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