her vagine was all disorganized.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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