very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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