I don't think brook has ever known best
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
His nipple licking is glorious
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