does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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