What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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