that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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