No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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