i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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