And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
BRING THE BAGELS
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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