My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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