her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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