trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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