If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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