is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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