found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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